Nganggur euy ..
MMmm ... sambil nunggu ujan reda, mending moto2x. It's me (yang tengah), Ari (kiri), n Vigo (yang kanan) potonya diambil di depan sekretariat gedung B fasilkom ui, sudah lama tidak ketemu Vigo ... ternyata dua anak ini lagi SP (semester pendek) ... ha ?! jadi selama ini gw ke kampus ternyata lagi semester pendek toh ... hiks. I've lost track of time. Btw gw dari pagi kerjaannya cuman nunggu mahasiswa kelas sisdis yang mo demo tugas... dari jam 09 pagi sampai jam 04 sore, cuman 1 kelompok yang demo dan itu sudah jam 03 sore ... ditambah servernya pake matee lagee. sigh :( akhirnya gw cabut setelah 15 menit menunggu server yang tidak kunjung2x hidup.... tidak lama kemudian ada mahasiswa yang ngejer2x gw n tanya "Amri, mo pulang ya? tunggu sebentar ya?!" .. ergggh ... dan gw harus nunggu another 15 minutes :( sampai servernya berhasil dinyalakan. My note to the Server Administration "You are not doing a good job", note to Bu Betty "Bu, kemaren admin servernya nggak becus" hehe. Back to tugas kelompok, Tugas kelompok tersebut adalah membuat sistem Chatting menggunakan WebService n .NET Framework (It's Microsoft again ... guys). Setelah 10 menit tanya-jawab, gw bisa menyimpulkan bahwa tidak ada 1 orang pun yang memperhatikan tutorial yang gw kasih 2 minggu lalu... n as usual hanya 1 orang yang ngerjain WebServicenya (typical anak fasilkom) n laennya penggembira (beliin minum n ngipasin yang ngoding). When will they learn ?!
Practical Work .. Practical Work
Hmm .. it's been a while since my last post. Well ...
my company had a 3 students whose working on several projects in my company. These students are actually my friends, so i made a promise that i would go to their internship work presentation. N last Tuesday, i went to their internship work presentation.... i was late on the first presentation, he already finish the presentation n its continued with QA session.... so i'm not too late ... its the exciting part of the presentation :D hahaha. The first examiner asked him if he knows that the grades that i (his supervisor) gave is 50% of total grade. Too bad ... i gave him not so good grades :D ... sorry ... but probably i was doing the right thing ... cause the reason he wants the intern position in the first place is to get an easy good grades. Above is the picture i took after the first student's presentation ... btw ... he's the one who held papers ... u barely see him :)
The second presentation held 4 hours after the first presentation, the second presentation ... hmm its kinda funny ... cuz between the QA session, some of the examiner asked me ... not him ... bwahahah ... he (one of the examiner) asked my about how to market the system while there are many systems alike that are free n open (open source that is), then the other examiner asked me what is the reason i choose Microsoft technology ... haha... why Microsoft ? maybe because its support to Office document !!!! .... sigh ... btw i'm now experimenting with Spring framework n Hibernate ... which are not Microsoft technology ... groans. Ahhhh ... at last .. back to my roots :D
Revenge of the Nerds
Nerd .. taken from Greek word heheheh... no, according to wikipedia nerd applies to an intellectually gifted (probably > 120 or so IQ) but lonely and socially awkward person, one fascinated by knowledge, especially science and mathematics, and less interested in physical and social activities.
Apparently nerds are usually associated with people who wear big-thick glasses and always in front of the computer doing some computer stuff (probably posting blog like me ...). Here i would like to post an article (hahaha) about how a nerd would make a better lover. An Elle's Magazine's love and sex advice collumnist E. Jean Carrol said :
"A nerd is an excellent provider and a guy who puts you first, He'll turn out to be a great father and a great husband."
And, she insists that a woman who is willing to stick it out with a nerd and get past his quirks will be handsomely rewarded. "Don't give up on him too fast," she said. "If you stick with him, he's going to turn out to be really great."
Here is another opinion from Spencer Koppel (a self-proclaimed geek who attends crossword-puzzle tournaments on weekends), he said :
"I think geeks are more successful. They're happier in the work they do," Koppel said. "And they're pretty faithful people, because they're certainly grateful for anything they have."
Well ... It's on the internet so it must be true! ... ;p
A little birdie told me that she feel the same ...
Feels like fire , burns in my heart
Every single moment that we spend apart
I need you around, for everyday to start
I haven't left you alone
Something about you ,staring in my eyes
Everything looking for I seem to find
All this time away is killing me inside
I need your love in my life
Oh I wanna spend time till it ends
I wanna fall in you again like we did, when we first met
I wanna fall with you again
we faught in a battle , nobody won
now we face a mountain, to be overcome
you can't turn away, the past is said and done
I need us to carry on
You try everything you never thought would work before
When you live when you love when you give when
you run you can always give up some more
baby nothing means anything unless you're here to share with me
I can breathe I can live I can die I can sleep
cause you're always there in my dreams
Birthday and Blood Type
Sebelum gw ke kampus tercinta untuk menandatangani laporan KP mahasiswa Fasilkom UI yang ternyata laporan2x tersebut sudah ditandatangani but by whom ?! bahkan sudah distempel perusahaan. Why you little ... !!!. Well sebelum ke kampus untuk memarahi mahasiswa2x tersebut, gw buka [
friendster gw] dan gw baca bulletin2x tentang watak2x seseorang berdasarkan golongan darah dan bulan lahirnya.
- Wataknya [from friendster]
> Watak gw [from gw - at least as far as i know]
Gologan darah B
Wataknya:
- Orang yang bergolongan darah B ini cenderung penasaran dan tertarik terhadap segalanya.
> Penasaran ?!? hmm ... true .. its all true :(
- Mereka juga cenderung mempunyai terlalu banyak kegemaran dan hobby. Kalau sedang suka dengan sesuatu biasanya mereka menggebu-gebu namun cepat juga bosan.
> Kegemaran dan Hobby ?! gw nggak banyak hobby tuh ... tapi emang kalo gw suka sesuatu biasanya menggebu2x n cepet bosan, e.g gw suka maen game PC yang keren2x tapi 5x maen dah bosen tapi itu biasanya karena gw dah sering kalah :P
- Tapi biasanya mereka bisa memilih mana yang lebih penting dari sekian banyak hal yang di kerjakannya.
> Nope ... wrong ... guess again ...
- Mereka cenderung ingin menjadi nomor satu dalam berbagai hal ketimbang hanya dianggap rata-rata.
> Nomor satu ?!? Menjadi perusahaan nomor satu dibidang KM ... hihihi itu mah moto perusahaan....
- Dan biasanya mereka cenderung melalaikan sesuatu jika terfokus dengan kesibukan yang lain.
> It's like that u can see through me ... hehhee .. this part is true. Terbukti sejak Agustus 2005 sampai Februari 2006.... gw neglecting sesuatu yang sangat penting dalam hidup.
- Dengan kata lain, mereka tidak bisa mengerjakan sesuatu secara berbarengan.
> What !! ... bisa lah ... kalo bareng2x mah semua bisa dikerjakan. D'oh
- Mereka dari luar terlihat cemerlang, riang, bersemangat dan antusias. Namun sebenarnya hal itu semua sama sekali berbeda dengan yang ada didalam diri mereka.
> vice versa ...
- Mereka bisa dikatakan sebagai orang yang tidak ingin bergaul dengan banyak orang.
> Pengen lah ... cuman ... :p
Bulan Mei
Wataknya:
- Pandai menguasai perasaan
> Kadang bisa kadang nggak ... kebanyakan sih enggak...
- Pandai mengambil hati orang lain
> wahh .. killer dong ... As far as i know pertama2x sih pandai, for 5 month udah nggak ...
- Punya selera tinggi dan senang kehidupan yang serbah wah.
> Selera tinggi :D yess ... ihiy ... serba wah :p
- Senang menunda pekerjaan.
> Tanya pemuda-pemuda di Ametis dech ... Api ? Boy ? Adhit ?
- Agak boros walau rejekinya bagus.
> Rejekinya bagus ?!... amin ....
- Tidak suka basa-basi dan tidak senang dipuji.
> Nggak suka yang basi-basi ... tidak senang dipuji ?! yeah right ...
wheew ....
Ciphered text
Well after a lot of consideration, i post my ciphered message. It's my contribution for my Cryptography and Network Security course i took on my fourth semester in computer science UI, btw I got B .... believe it or not I only got 35 of 100 on my mid term exam :(.. so withouth further a do here's the message :
nk z hfs wjfi ymnx rjxxflj, ymfs z w ltti. kwtr stb ts n bnqq htsxyfsyqd hmfsl ymj pjd. bjqq z rnlmy'aj pstbs ymfy ymj pjd nx uwjyyd xnruqj.
or would u rather "dechiper" this :
Gut nach einer Menge Betrachtung, gebe ich meine ausgerechnete Anzeige bekannt. Es ist mein Beitrag für meinen Cryptography und Netzsicherheitskurs, den ich auf meinem 4. Semester in der Informatik UI nahm, BTW erhielt ich B.... glaube, daß es oder nicht ich nur 35 von 100 auf meiner mittleren Bezeichnungsprüfung erhielten: (.. so fördern withouth a ist hier die Anzeige
Googling for me ....
Since i dont have better things to do (actually i have better thing to do) ... i might just as well googling (use Google for searching) for my name. I narrowed the query to "amri hidayat" and the results are :
First (What Google finds more relevant) is :
[Site Credit]Amri Hidayat; Aria RM; Bianca Riani; Irfan Farid H. M. Jazman; Ratih Kemala;
Ripta Ramelan; Teddy Ariawan; Vika Armadini; Fajran Iman Rusadi; Jefri Abdullah ...
Second :
[News]... Framework dengan studi kasus shopping mall yang dikembangkan tim UI beranggotakan
Amri Hidayat, Nur Andriansyah dan Rikki Wenang kemarin menyisihkan... ...Third :
[Re: TDK with iText]>Thank You > >Amri Hidayat > >-------------------------------------------------
-------------------- >To unsubscribe, ...
I've found 23 results match my query, though i found 3 results that aren't me (you know what i mean). First, i guess he is a member of KPU in Nanggroe Aceh Darussalam (Aceh ... brings a lot memories). Second, i guess he's kinda convict or somethin :( .. Third, i guess he's a drama/theater player, he played a script called "Tragedi Sumarni" by Menthol Hartoyo Sip.
It's funny, my workplace [Ametis] is on the last place (or Google thought that its the least relevant one), but it also the first time i found ametis.co.id in the Google ... hooray. Good Job Ametis :p
I've also found an interisting article about googling also in Google.
Still a rare practice among the online masses, Googling the one you (might) love is fairly common among the young, professional and Internet-savvy. 'Everyone does it,' said Jena Fischer, 26, a Chicago advertising executive. 'And if [they say] they're not doing it, they're lying.'
—Nara Schoenberg, "Don't Go Into Date Blind; Singles Googling Before Canoodling," Chicago Tribune, April 2, 2001
Googling Before Canoodling, what an interisting idea :D [hahahaha .. wicked laugh]. Its true but you might find difficulties when the one you looking for is not an Internet-savvy nonetheless i dont find anything bout the one i "looking for" ...
Happy Googling ...
What is the number of 911 ??
I got these 911 jokes from MSN website (sorry forgot the URL), believe it or not these calls are real ... :D
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
--
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it.
--
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.
--
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. Fire or emergency?
Called: Fire, I guess.
Dispatcher: How can I help you, sir?
Caller: I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their trucks?
Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and....well.... do you think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me?
Dispatcher: Help you what?
Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!
--
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
--
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband.
--
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one.
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn......
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No.
Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police
I love her ?!?
I've just wondered through my friend's blog [Boy] n read one of his posts. The post called "For my friend who recently got dumped hehehe" .. dont know what he means by "hehehe". Here is the caption i took from his blog :
Once upon a time, there was a lonely baby boy sitting in the park, crying ever so badly...
A philosopher came by, and asked caringly: "Hey dude, what;s up? Why are you crying man?"
The baby boy (yeah, it's you!) : "I;m so sad..*sniff*..My girlfriend dumped me...*sniff*..I love her so much..*and she is soooo pretty..I can't believe it RaHHHHHHHHHH...."
then the baby boy showed a picture of his 'cute' (ex)girlfriend
the phiLospHER: "you're soooooo dumb!"
the BabY bOY: "arrggh...you're so mean, instead of compforting me, you laugh at me and said I am dumb?! i hate you more...."
the PhiloSOpher: "silly boy, you don;t have to be sad. She should be the one crying, not you! Because all you have lost is someone who doesn;t love you, but on the other hand, she has lost someone who love her very much. Don't worry dude. Cheer up!
the BaBY BoY: "ach so...you're f**king rght, dude!"
Thank you Boy for ur "Love" research ... :p
My first blog
I wonder, If she knows I've been watching her
And I wonder, If she knows I can feel her
And I wonder, In my dreams and when I'm sleeping
And I'm keeping her close to me
I'm thinking, She's the thunder; I'm the lightning
I'm thinking, Maybe we can come together
And I'm thinking, We can bring the rain with a lovely breeze with such harmony
(adopted from Kelly Rowland's Train on a Track with minor adjustments)
Today is my older brother's birthday, and my first day posting my first blog. I kind of dont know what to put into my first blog, so i put one of Kelly Rowland songs "Train on a track" with some minor adjustments to reflect what i'd felt everyday ... every single moment. Well i guess that's it for now. :(
Name: Amri Hidayat 